singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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