I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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