It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
should my penis look like a turkey
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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