I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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