it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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