blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Operation Purity has been aborted
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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