No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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