I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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