My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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