He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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