Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
We need to feng shui this bitch.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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