Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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