Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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