tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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