Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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