it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
