I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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