Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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