you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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