May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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