i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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