its not stalking. its research.
Just cropdusted the office
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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