he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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