my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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