you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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