are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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