Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your cock deserves a montage
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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