Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
drinking out of a sandbucket again
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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