then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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