After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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