I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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