I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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