needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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