He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
You don't make any sense
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