Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Is Oprah even human
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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