I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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