ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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