Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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