when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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