Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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