If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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