fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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