I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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