Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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