Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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