I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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