They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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