so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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