he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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