i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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