I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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