Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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